WHY THEY WORK: How could you not when your relationship is filled with trips to Vegas, joint spin classes and decadent yacht parties?! HER EX: Khloe says she jumped into her relationship with French Montana because she was âœlonely and destructive.â It was nothing against the rapper she just wanted to be single. JAMES HARDEN: MARION CURTIS/STARTRAKSPHOTO.COM; KHLOE KARDASHIAN: MICHAEL SIMpN/SJARTRAKSPHOTO.COM; KHLOE KARDASHIAN AND FRENCH MONTANA: TNKABIK/MEDIA-PUNCH; EVELYN LOZADA: FAYE SADOU/MEDIAPUNCH; CARL CRAWFORD: TRINGALI/GETTY IMAGES; EVELYN LOZADA AND CHAD OCHOCINCO: GUSTAVO CABALLERO/GETTY IMAGES; CARL CRAWFORD HOW THEY MET: No clue how these two met, but given Evelyn’s track record, we’re going to assume she was at all his baseball games? HOW LONG THEY’VE BEEN TOGETHER: A little over two years. WHY THEY WORK: They’re polar opposites and obviously that attracts. Evelyn lives her life in front of the camera and Carl shuns it. HER EX: While Evelyn and Ochocin-co were married, they got into an argument that ended with him head-butting her. Evelyn thought her life was over after that.